Eating Alberta by csimonite on November 27, 2013 at 12:01 am Posted In: Chapter 6: What Vegetarianism Leads Toβ¦ Expect comics Monday and Wednesday until this extremely absurd storyline is done! π └ Tags: evolution, GMO, gorillas, great apes, satire, vegetarianism, webcomic
The state of that man’s appetite is out of control.
I know! It’s almost like he’s morphed into.. I dunno… a giant mutant space monster?
Hmmm. . . it actually makes sense that he would do that! π
Doesn’t it though? Can you guess which state is next to go?
It better not be TEXAS! Nobody messes with TEXAS!
Hey, no spoilers!! π
He can’t eat Texas. Everything is too big in Texas. He should start with New Jersey. Garden state with a nice smoky aftertaste. π
That man is voracious!
Ain’t he though? I just don’t want to think about how big he must be getting!!!
Oh, he’s going for the steak. Now it all make sense.
That’s it! But I guess he’s also enjoying the mix of flavours??
Would you care for a baked Alaska for dessert?
Oh, thanks for that! Didn’t even think of it. I’ll pass it on to Chuckles! π
So my province got eaten. No biggie.
No biggie? Did he spare Medicine Hat somehow? In any case, I’m practicing my long jump so I can get to BC from Saskatchewan! π
There has to be a logical explanation. Chuckles probably is having a growth spurt.
Must be well beyond a world record one!!