Believe it or not, Primate Posse™, but this comic is based on the truth. Winnipeg is not just the Slurpee Capital of Canada, according to 7/11, it is the Slurpee capital of the World! That is, more Slurpees are consumed here, per capita than any other place on earth. This is, of course, bizarre considering that it is freezing cold for 5 months of the year here! Anyway, I’d take a good ‘ol cup a joe over a slurpee anytime. Especially in the winter. But I agree with Gus, the things are too damn sweet!